A Luton-based influencer has found himself at the centre of controversy for his “cringe” efforts at religious hatred.
Influencer Futile Fuckwit specialises in pointless tasks “for the bants”. His previous videos have included bringing coals to Newcastle, sheep to Aberdeen and total fannies to Edinburgh.
But his ill-judged attempt to bring religious hatred to Glasgow has not gone down well.
Passengers on the Glasgow-bound flight described the “pure riddy” as the influencer yelled “Allah!”.
“It’s pronounced ár lá,” corrected concerned passenger Gerry McGuinness.
Undettered by his first failed attempt at sectarianism, the influencer yelled “Death to Trump!”
“Not a word about him being an Orange Bastard. I mean, the cunt is literally fucking orange,” tutted appalled Weegie Moira Boak.
Realising that his efforts were failing to catch like a failed shoe bomb, the wannabe attempted his grand flourish “Fuck the King, he’s a fenian!”
“At that point, for his own sake, I had to wrestle him to the ground,” said disgusted Billy King.
“It’s like that time I asked for a tin of spaghetti hoops in Italy – there’s things you just dinnae dae when visiting someone else’s country”.
Police then huckled the rocket aff the plane issuing a stern warning in the process.
“Any of youse tryin tae bring religious hatred here need to mind its the Glesga fortnight. Ah get two fucking weeks between last Orange March and the start of the fitbaw season so simmer doon!”
A Police Scotland spokesperson condemned the incident as “a beamer”.
