Neville Chamberlain has rolled out the red carpet for Adolf Hitler in the Channel Islands. He hopes the move may bring “peace for our time”.
When asked if he would stop slaughtering civilians, the German Führer simply shrugged.
Chamberlain is struggling domestically. Rumours of links to Jeffrey Epstein persist and, in panic, he has seized personal control of the Metropolitan Police.
In the face of dismal poll ratings, Chamberlain is said to be eager to secure a deal. He hopes the end of sanctions on Germany will fulfill his election promise to reduce fuel and food prices in the UK.
Mr Chamberlain’s commitment to Czechoslovakia has been inconsistent.
Chamberlain’s first term as Prime Minister was dogged by claims of German interference in the General Election. Rumours persist that German intelligence possess a celluloid film of Mr Chamberlain with a group of prostitutes in a Berlin hotel suite.
Earlier this year, Chamberlain invited Czechoslovak President Edvard Beneš to Downing Street, only to humiliate him in front of the cameras.
After speaking for hours and accomplishing absolutely nothing, both men returned to inform the press how wonderful the other was. Hitler charmingly interjected in English, “Next time in Berlin?”
