A anti-immigration protestor in Falkirk had a dreadful realisation yesterday.
“Scott, I’ve just noticed something.”
“These wokeists are all cowards.”
“Have you looked at our flags recently?”
“Our flags?”
“The pictures on our flags, have you looked at them?”
“No… a bit…”
“They’ve got skulls on them. Have you noticed that our flags have actually got pictures of skulls on them? They have the slogan ‘Kill ‘em all’ on them.”
“I don’t… uhm…”
“Scott, are we the baddies?”
After a few more hours heroically shouting at traumatised people who have fled torture and persecution, Robert was inclined to ask Scott a few more awkward questions.
“Why skulls though?” Why skulls?”
“Well, maybe they’re the skulls of our enemies.”
“Maybe… but is that how it comes across? It does not say next to the skull ‘Yeah, we are not genocidal Nazis’. It literally says Kill ‘em all. Whereas the counter protestors over there…”
“Oh you haven’t been listening to woke propaganda have you? Of course they’re going to say we’re the bad guys.”
“But they didn’t get to design our flags! Their symbols are all quite nice: rainbows, watermelons, boats…”
“What’s so good about boats?”
“Well, nothing, and if there is one thing we have learned in a thousands miles of chasing refugees around the country, it’s that Scotland’s ferries are in dire need of modernisation.”
“Tell me about it.”
“But you have to say, it’s better than a skull. I mean I really can’t think of anything worse as a symbol than a skull.”
“A terrifying sun born of a bad acid trip called Kingsley?”
“And if we were protesting against a collection of Partick Thistle mascots, I’d probably be a lot less worried, Scott.”
The demonstration called Save Our Future & Our Kids Futures’s (sic) listed refugees’ poor English language skills among its complaints.
