The world’s most prolific groomer has confirmed that there is no Epstein list. She added that self-confessed sexual assailant Donald Trump has never been “inappropriate”.
Convicted child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell told journalists that she was definitely an expert on what constitutes ‘appropriate’ and that we should all obey the Commander in Chief “if we know what it is good for us”.
“Why wouldn’t you trust me? Don’t you know who my father is?”
Maxwell, who read from a series of cue cards in a monotone voice, sought assurance from FBI agents who stood, armed, immediately off camera.
“We should all stand by our President who only weighs 224lbs and is a very stable genius.”
The socialite sported a fetching cable tie singlet around her wrists and red marks that are likely to be the remains of a B&Q necklace.
Maxwell is described as having a “life wish” by other inmates. She finally spoke out after having been on “I can’t believe it’s a suicide” watch for the past month.
