Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.
The ketamine-fuelled billionaire went down better than a Viagra prescription when he told the crowd, “Overthrow the democratically elected government. It’s what George Orwell would have wanted.”
Musk then proceeded to blame all of their problems – and his – on the “woke mind virus” that causes children to immediately estrange themselves from their fathers as soon as they are legally able.
He was met approving by Stephen Yaxley-Lennon the 3rd Smyth-Twitterton who said, “I know what you (sniff) mean (sniff) Elon. All I did was batter a policeman who was trying to (sniff) stop me from (sniff) battering my pregnant girlfriend.”
“This is exactly (sniff) what Orwell warned us about. Thanks for all the publicity on X (sniff), it’s doubleplusgood.”
The crowd were just as enthused. Eric Powell, 24 stone, took a break from public urination to speak to offer his own Havers & Pish.
“My ex has spread the woke virus mind to the kids. Apparently, 8 hours on the fruit machines on the pub, followed by a kebab and a porn film is enough for me to lose my visitation rights. It’s PC gone mad.”
“The left is party of murder,” he declared before smashing a beer bottle across a WPC’s skull.
