Gigantic fanny Russell Martin was spotted at Ibrox yesterday. The model, who has clearly had extensive cosmetic surgery, is famed for fucking 50,000 fans every single week.
Yesterday, he took it in both ends, as Rangers and Hearts fans alike chanted “Martin, Get to Fuck”.
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In lesser news, the porn star Bonny Blue was in the stands. Fans were disappointed to learn Ms Blue was not there to be appointed manager. On the other hand, Ms Blue was disappointed to learn she was not in possession of the biggest fanny in the ground.
Martin continued to aggravate fans with his choice of post match words, “I’d like to hail, hail some of an individual performances today. We haven’t got it right yet, but our day will come, or, as the Irish would say, Tiocfaidh ár lá.”
Given a choice of Martin or another candidate to take charge in the dugout during next week’s cup tie against Hibs, the Pope, Gerry Adams and Craig Whyte all proved more popular with the Rangers fan base than Martin.
